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Когда убил больше всех боссов, но первое место занял кто то другой 
 
 

Когда убил больше всех боссов, но первое место занял кто то другой 
 
 

Когда убил больше всех боссов, но первое место занял кто то другой 
 
 

Когда убил больше всех боссов, но первое место занял кто то другой 
 
 

Когда убил больше всех боссов, но первое место занял кто то другой 
 
 

Когда убил больше всех боссов, но первое место занял кто то другой 
 
 

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?
At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!

Пропал очень умный кот Мишка 
 

Пропал очень умный кот Мишка 
 

Пропал очень умный кот Мишка 
 

Усатый)))

Если ты сильная, смелая, ловкая, и очень ceкcуальная… Иди домой… Ты пьяная…

Вся эта романтика, влюблённость и прочее - ничто! Но когда ржёте вдвоем над любой херней как два аутиста с эпилепсией - вот где золото!!!

Хочу сегодня также как и позавчера 

Хорошего настроения :3 

Просто бесподобно))
 

Просто бесподобно))
 

Ооооочень крутяшная песня 

Да, мне нравилась девушка в белом,
Но теперь я люблю в голубом.
 

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